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NO THIS IS PATRICK
A FUSION OF CONFUSION AND A FEW CONFOUNDING THINGS |
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To the people that said “elena only loves damon because of the sire bond”
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HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG
BLEEEUUUUUGHRRGHUUUUGUUHBL
BLEEEAAAAUGH
HUUUUUUURRRRRGHBLHBHEBEEEHEEEEEEELLLLHNGG
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Isn’t it weird how you would say ‘on’ if you’re talking about a tv show and ‘in’ if it was a movie?
like “she was on Doctor Who”
“she was in The Avengers”
I never even thought about this before.
we are becoming aware
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If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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when you have a talent youre really proud of and then someone comes and does it better than you
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Reminder of: reason for eggplant’s name
OH MY GOD I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS MY WHOLE LIFE
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Crying, sad,I don't know how i feel, Crying, I love you Stefan, Crying
Crying, Sire bond, Crying, i love you Damon, Crying, I don't deserve to live, Crying
Bitch, i don't want the cure, Bitch, I don't have feelings, Bitch, i'm telling you i don't feel anything, Bitch, you're all peasants
Kill Katherine, i'm not saying sorry, kill Katherine, gonna treat everyone like crap, Kill Katherine
Endless Crying, Sorry evryone, Endless freaking crying, endless freaking annoying crying, endless freaking annoying ''kill her already'' crying.
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I wanna jump off a building and not die just relieve stress by slamming onto the sidewalk and then get up and go get a slurpee or something
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I hate myself but I still think I’m better than everybody else
I hate people but I’d love to be in a relationship
I love food but I don’t want to get fat
I want money but dont want a job
look it’s my entire life in a post
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f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
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